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Freaker USA

Yoga Makes Me Fart - Insulated Drink Sleeve

Regular price $ 9.99 Save $ -9.99
4 in stock

 

The Freaker is a one-size-fits-all beverage insulator!  Freakers keep your drinks cold, your hands dry, and they’ll fit anything you want to drink out of.
 
What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the FREAKER for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one’s sippy cup can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also your mom’s wine and your kid sister’s Nalgene and your dad’s beer & the vase you sometimes regrettably send flowers to your ex in.

Features:

  • One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
  • Made in North Carolina!! 
  • Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
  • Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.
  • American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

    U.S. Orders

    At West Path, we know that you want a simple, cheap shipping solution.  Therefore, we offer the following for U.S. Customers (excluding Alaska, which is calculated shipping):

    • $7.99 flat rate ground shipping for orders less than $50
    • Free Ground Shipping on orders over $50
    • Expedited Shipping available based on weight and delivery time

     

    Shipping Time

    Please allow one business day processing time before order is shipped (although we try our best to ship out orders the same day if placed before 12:00pm).

    Ground: 3-7 day transit time

    Expedited: 2-3 day transit time

    Overnight: 1 day transit time, only available during holidays or by special request. Please contact us: Dustin@westpath.com

    Example: An order placed Monday with ground shipping will ship out Tuesday and arrive 3-7 days from then. An order placed Friday night will be shipped out Monday morning.

    International Orders

    At this time we ship orders that fit in a Flat-Rate Medium sized box to the UK and Australia for a flat fee.  These boxes can fit one blanket or board bag and a small accessory, such as a yoga strap.  

    You package will arrive in 6-10 business days. 

    • UK Shipping Fee: $67.00
    • Australia Shipping Fee: $75.00

    We also now offer shipments to Canada based on weight.  One item is typically $50 to ship.

    Please send us an email or a message if you live in another country and would like to place an order.

     **Please note: we do not accept returns for international orders***

     

    Local Pickup

    Use code "LOCAL" to pick up orders at our Carlsbad, California location. Orders must be picked up within two weeks of order. Please pick up at:

    5845 Avenida Encinas, Suite 131 Carlsbad CA 92008

    Pickup hours are Mon-Fri 10am - 2pm Please email to confirm pick up time. 

    Dustin@westpath.com

     

     

    Wrong addresses:

    Please ensure you have entered the correct address upon checkout. Once an item is delivered to a shipping carrier, (typically within 1 business day of an order), we have no abilities to change the shipping address.If you contact us before the item is sent to the carrier, we can update your address.

    If an item is deemed undeliverable due to wrong or insufficient address, we cannot refund you your initial shipping amount. If the item is sent back to us, we will issue you a refund for the products (less any return shipping we are charged, if applicable).  If the package is not returned to us, (i.e. if you sent it to an old address where it was actually delivered and the current resident accepted it) we will not be able to issue a refund.